Englisch, Französisch

Hi, I'm Kris- if you're bad with names, I also respond to "Your Royal Highness"..haha..looking for new friends, maybe more. I have a law enforcement degree, but I work mostly for the Church...Wicked sense of humor, love to play cribbage, don't smoke, don't drink, don't gamble, don't dance (unless I get a paper cut...), Love to cook for others, and yes, I'm a Packer-backer...I can't listen to country music, or as I like to call it- "Migraine Music"....Love classical, "doo-wop", Christian hymns, and, odd as it may sound, I love the sound of Church bells. I love to travel and site see...I like history a lot...I'm quite compassionate...I comfort animals as much as I can...and people. I read, the last book being "Heaven Is For Real" by Colton and Todd Burpo. Oh- you might want to know, I have a clean record. One of the stories about law enforcement education I have from school at the center for criminal justice and law enforcement is about weapons training...I'm terribly gun shy, so I was terrified of that first day on the range...My instructor was great, talking me through everything, so I chambered a round, aimed at the target and squeezed the trigger. Wouldn't you know I hit the middle of the darn thing?! Ok, so it would have been better had it been MY target....;) Let's see- what else....I don't have any tattoos....three reasons- 1- I have a total phobia of needles...2- I don't have that kind of money...and 3- even though I'm 48, yes- my mom would kill me! so my identifying mark is the Crucifix I wear. I appreciate art and my favorite work is "The Pieta" by Michaelangelo. I'm a devout Lutheran with a sense of humor- Last week at the annual Church meeting, I was at a table with several ladies, and I dropped my fork...when I bent down to pick it up, I set my chin on the table and introduced myself as John the Baptist. I thought Sister Linda was going to faint...my mom thought it was pretty funny...I have a brother who came into this world with mental retardation, cerebral palsy and epilepsy...He belongs to People Of Praise, which is a group that started out as "Christ For People With Disabilities"...They have a service every Thursday, and I take John. I encourage people to come and see this, as it's like nothing you've ever experienced...and they have an annual Christmas pageant- you have to get there early as it's standing room only...and it's at Riverdale Church. I live with my mom, and have since 1- my Father passed, and 2- the landlady I rented a room from became a member of the deep- end club...Mom's a retired Nurse from Mercy-Unity.I'm really not a "Badger" so to speak...I was on another dating site and this popped up as a possibility.. So I took a chance and hope it works...If we didn't take risks, Michaelangelo would've painted the Sistine floor...I'm in search of work now- I was a process server for 12 years, and in April, I broke my ankle and that was the end of that job.let's see what else- I'm told I'm pretty smart... I'm not the brightest button in the box either....I like crossword puzzles, sudokus, solving tv crimes...I studied the paranormal for over 30 years...I'm also a "random act of kindness" kind of lady, anonymously buying a lone diner their meal...Once I gave away my doctor's appointment to a sick baby..I didn't want to go anyway- they were going to do labs...well, that's enough fun writing for one day...I hope you or a friend likes what I have written....Peace be with you!Kris.

Fische

Durchschnittlich

5' 0 (1.52 m)

Grün

Kaukasisch

Nie Verheiratet

Nein

Nein

Augen

Gepierct... Aber nur die Ohren

Blond

Keine Haustiere

Nein

Teilweise Hochschule

Arbeitslos

Andere

see "Current Employment Status"...sheesh

Weniger als $14,999USD

Mit Eltern/Elternteil

Alles ist ruhig

Nein

Nein

Normalo

Comedian, Freundlich, Schüchtern

Kunst & Handwerk, Kochen, Trainieren, Lernen, Filme, Karten spielen, Lesen, Religion/Spiritualität, Theater, Reisen, TV, Ehrenamtliche Arbeit

Shoppen gehen, In ein Museum gehen, Ein Buch lesen, Entspannen, Versuche neue Dinge

Cooking you a nice dinner, a game of cribbage and a walk by the river.

tightrope walking.

Freundlich, Cool, Albern

Christ

Einmal pro Woche

The right man, the right job, and to make as many animals and people as comfortable and happy as I can.

Clever, Albern

Dokumentationen, Dramen, Filme

Comedy, Romanze, Familie

Klassik, Pop

Biografie, Geschichte, Humor, Mystery, Religiös

cooking, my cardio walking, dog-sitting for my friend's westie-terrier, communing with animals-
(other than the ones that slither..), dining with family and friends.

Humor, Intelligenz, Sensibilität, Spontanität, Nachdenklich, Esprit

I'm looking for a nice gentleman who won't judge me on looks...no, I'm not ugly.. I'm looking for a nice gentleman who will appreciate a long back and shoulder rub after a long day of chasing the bad guys....I'd like a gentleman who will go to Church with me....

Freund, Vertrauter