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Machete Profile Information

Getting ready for the zombie apocalypse!
Age 47 From Lancaster, Pennsylvania - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Other
I Would Describe Myself As  
Artsy, free spirit, independent, caring, strong, sensitive and loyal.
Sign  
Aquarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Curvy
My Height Is  
5' 9 (1.75 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Hispanic/latino
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Lips
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s)
My Hair Is  
Other
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Medical / Health
My Job Title Is  
Family living provider
I Make This Much In A Year  
$30,000USD To $44,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Views

My Religion Is  
Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Liberal
My Goal In Life Is  
Keep evolving.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Dance, Electronic, Industrial, Metal, Punk, Rock, Soul
When I Read, I Always Read  
Biography, Comic, Fantasy, Health, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Nature, Philosophy, Satire
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Ziplining, rollercoasters, museums, art exhibits, burlesque

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Boldness, Empathy, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
Chivalry and a sense of humor.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date
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